yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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