She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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