do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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