I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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