I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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