I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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