You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Couch. On fire.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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