But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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