we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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