Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
This is my gift to your gina
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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