I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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