i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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