Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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