Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
This house was built for laser tag.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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