He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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