Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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