Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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