I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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