I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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