Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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