Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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