I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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