Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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