pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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