what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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