I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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