I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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