is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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