you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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