Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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