dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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