Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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