sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.