You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs