I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him