If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.