so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Randomize
