I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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