is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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