this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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