my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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