Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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