he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I forget how to act sober
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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