You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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