If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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