arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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