I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
