dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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