I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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