How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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