He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
