my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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