This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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