it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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