Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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