ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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