do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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