this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Barsexuality is the new black.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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